Nigerian Doctor Says The Craze For Bigger Joystick Is Misplaced.
By Alvan Chinaka 2 months ago
A renowned social media health commentator and doctor, Dr Olufunmilayo has taken to his social media page to educate Nigerian men and their counterparts all over the world about the belief that some acts or drugs enlarge the penis.
NO exercise can grow the joystick.
NO medicine can grow the joystick.
Your joystick stopped growing at age 21
No exercise will increase your penile girth
No hand exercise will increase your joystick size
You cannot make your penis grow thicker and longer naturally
No food will increase your joystick size
Whatever you have now is what you will have.
Use it well.
All over the world, people have associated a lot of unrealistic things to joystick size.
Both men and women.
Some people believe that the longer/bigger it is, the more fertile, the more masculine, the stronger, the more courageous a man is.
NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.
The size of a man’s joystick has NOTHING to do with the strength of a man. Or the fertility of a man. Or the masculinity of a man. Or the value of a man. These are all common myths in a world that is largely ignorant and completely uninformed about the joystick- and what it can do.
This obsession with joystick Size is the reason for some unscrupulous drug/herb companies from the roadside sellers to online markets who exploit the ignorance of men who assume that a bigger joystick is the missing piece to complete their lives. But sadly, these men are sold lies.
There is NO scientifically proven evidence that ANY cream or medication can satisfactorily increase joystick significantly. Or even increase it at all. It’s ALL a scam. And a fraud. The men in their posters are already heavily endowed models whose joystick grew NATURALLY. And that’s it.
Men literally do CRAZY things just to get a bigger joystick. ALL to no avail. Indian mystics known as Sadhus stretch their joystick from an early age by hanging weights on it, while the Topinama tribesmen of Brazil will get poisonous snakes to bite their joystick in a bid to enlarge it.
Some men think repeated masturbation or certain sex positions like doggy-style will enlarge/lengthen the joystick. My brother, don’t die before your time. What you have right now is ALL you will have. Spend your energy on using it properly, rather than waste money on buying lies.
IF somebody is shouting “deeper” “deeper”, “harder”, “harder”, you better tell her to calm down. You can’t go deeper than you are already going. You can’t give what you don’t have. After giving all you have, there’s no “deeper” to go, except you want to dig your own grave.
But seriously, people panic over joystick size simply because of pornography and modern cultural myths. What you fail to realize is that the people you see in pornography are NOT average men. For that kind of job, they get the men with the biggest joysticks. Not the average guyRelated: Nigeria Conservation Foundation Educates Traditional Medicine Practitioners On The Need To Save Vultures
So what’s the average joystick size? For teenagers, it’s difficult to say what the average is. Because from age 11-18years, a boy’s joystick is actively growing. By age 21, it stops growing and it has reached its final size for almost every man.
But what of men? Most men will have a joystick size about 9cm when it is not erect. That’s barely 4 inches. And when erect, most men will have a joystick size about about 13cm to 18cm. That’s about 5 to 7inches. So all those 9inches, 12 inches men you see in porn, are NOT average.
I need to reiterate again: What you watch in porn, or hear some men talk about is NOT average at all. So don’t feel less of a man, if you measure your joystick and it is about 9cm when not erect and between 13-18cm when erect. That is PERFECTLY NORMAL. And no cause for alarm.
On the angle of an erect joystick, there are variations. Some face up, some face down, bend towards the right while some bend towards the left. ALL of this is normal as long as you can urinate effectively and have sex enjoyably. There is NO cause for alarm. All joysticks will not sleep and face the same direction.
However if yours is bent in an abnormally curved way and it gives you problems, see your doctor or a urologist. There’s a disease called Peyronie's disease that may be responsible for this. Don’t take it lightly , you need to see your doctor to sort it out as soon as possible.
Another thing to talk about is how men themselves view their joysticks that give them low self esteem. Actually if you look at your joystick yourself from the top, it would look smaller than it actually is. So your brain messes with you and makes you think oh you have a small joystick.
The best way to have an objective view is to stand in front of a mirror and see what is in the mirror. That’s what someone else will see while looking at you and that tells you the truth. I’m just trying to tell you that your worries are actually sometimes exaggerated.
And you know the funny part to all this? It is that DESPITE all I’ve said, many men still want a bigger/longer joystick. Lmao. A research by Professor Kevan Wylie of Sheffield University using 50,000 men and women showed that 45% of men want bigger joystick, and 85% of women are okay with their spouse/partner’s joystick size.
So what does that imply? The craze for bigger/longer joystick is mainly a psychological anxiety in the minds of men. Even the women are mostly not bothered and they are okay with it as long as they get sexual satisfaction. That’s actually what the fact is.
And to add to all this, A bigger joystick doesn’t necessarily mean better sex. A longer joystick doesn’t mean higher fertility. A huge joystick doesn’t actually mean anything at all. If we are being very factual and objective.
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Anyway, I hope this short write up has helped reassure you that you don’t need to worry about your joystick size.
The function of joystick is:
To have sex (for children/pleasure). As long as you do those two with no problems, you are fine and good.
Don’t worry yourself. Be good